Ones That Got Away Volume 3
The Vega Brothers - Quentin Tarantino
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The Vega Brothers, sometimes titled Double V Vega, would have followed the earlier exploits of Vic and Vincent Vega before their ill fated endings in Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction. First conceived as a follow up to Pulp Fiction it has remained on Tarantino’s list of potential projects up until a few years ago. Of course the logistics of the project have become an increasing obstacle as Michael Madsen and John Travolta have aged like normal humans in the interim. Apparently Trantino has devised a way to still do the film but exactly how is not known.
The basic plot would have followed Vic and Vince in Amsterdam running a night club, getting into trouble and eating Royales with cheese.
The likelihood of seeing The Vega Brothers at this point seems extremely unlikely especially if Tarantino sticks to his vow to stop at 10 movies.
Superman Lives - Tim Burton
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Perhaps one of the most infamous unmade films of all time, Superman Lives (previously titled Superman Reborn) would have seen Nicolas Cage don the cape with Tim Burton at the helm. Produced by Jon Peters and written by Kevin Smith the film would have been populated with gigantic spiders, skull spaceships, polar bear fights and either Christopher Walken or Tim Allen as a spider legged brainiac. Much has been made of the behind the scenes awkward early test photos of Nicolas Cage in costume. A photo of which was used strategically by Bryan Singer to stave off any studio interference on his Superman production years later.
The film would have surely been a spectacle. Early concept art can be found online and it’s a unique otherworldly take on Superman that shows little consideration for the source material. In fact some of the directives Kevin Smith allegedly received when he signed on included no flying, no super suit and “he’s gotta fight a giant spider in the third act”. The last direction would eventually come to fruition with Jon Peter’s subsequent project Wild Wild West.
A version of the Superman Lives script can be found online as well as Kevin Smith’s entertaining take on his time with the project. There was even a documentary called “The Death of Superman Lives” that explores the doomed production.
A decidedly alien take on Superman, Superman Lives remains one of the oddest and intriguing unmade films. In a world dominated by superhero movies it is a fascinating mix of misplaced enthusiasm and unrestrained creative energy run amok but there is no doubt the the finished result would have been amazing. Whether it would have been amazingly good or amazingly bad is anyone’s guess but it’s effect on the modern superhero film would have been significant either way.
Heart of Darkness - Orson Wells
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As head of the Mercury Theatre on the Air Orson Welles had put on a successful radio production of Heart of Darkness. He would follow up with a much more successful adaptation of War of the Worlds which kicked open Hollywoods doors to the young director. For his first film Welles wanted to adapt his radio production of Joseph Conrad’s novel for the big screen. His plan was to film the movie in first person perspective with the camera as the protagonist. The film would run into issues of a global scale when the European markets were lost with the breakout of World War II.
Eventually Welles regrouped and made his debut film Citizen Kane. Citizen Kane went on to immense acclaim and sits at the top of most peoples list of the best films of all time. It’s still interesting to think what the enthusiastic, unjaded and creatively intrepid young Welles would have done with the source material. Particularly with the material’s anti-fascist elements during war time.
Conrad’s novel would go on to be adapted decades later by Francis Ford Coppola who changed the setting from Africa to Vietnam in Apocalypse Now.
The Tourist - Clair Noto
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Most descriptions of The Tourist start with comparisons to the films that the unmade film went on to inspire. Movies as varied as Blade Runner, Species, Under the Skin, and Men in Black.
Clair Noto’s The Tourist was at one time the most popular script in town with studios fighting over the chance to produce what many people have called the greatest unmade sci-fi script of all time.
Modern Manhattan is the front for a secret alien world- a hub for displaced alien refugees and outcasts. Grace Ripley is a corporate executive who is also an alien in disguise. She explores the sexually charged noirish alien underground trying to get off planet. The centerpiece of the film is an alien club called the Corridor which along with the various aliens inside was designed by the artist H.R. Giger. Giger was of course famous for his amazing xenomorph design in Alien, the year prior.
The script was passed from studio to studio and productions were plagued by personal animosities, fist fights, and squabbles. Eventually the film landed at Francis Ford Coppola’s American Zoetrope studio where the film languished under the studios implosion. At that time director Francis Roddam was slated to helm the film.
In the ensuing years most of the exciting and fresh ideas that the script presented had been poached by various sci fi scripts and what was once novel turned into established tropes that now feel very familiar to audiences. Still in terms of mood and tone, and from a visual standpoint The Tourist remains an unmade film that had the potential to revolutionize cinema.
A Topiary - Shane Carruth
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A Topiary would have been Shane Carruth’s ambitious follow up to Primer. An enigmatic time travel film that wowed audiences even on its shoestring budget.
A Topiary would be a drastic leap in scope. A film akin to 2001: A Space Odyssey.
The plot is difficult to describe. There are two seemingly separate stories. The first concerns a man plotting the perfect location for an emergency services center. He’s is tasked with sifting through car crash data and finding the center point so that the emergency center can be in the best possible location. His calculations lead him to an intersection. When he’s told to use a different data set because the intersection is undesirable, the calculation are the same. No matter what data set he uses the center always leads back to this intersection. He becomes obsessed with the intersection, finding more and more coincidences, following odd glints of light to other coincidences and numerological oddities. Eventually he comes across a group of people who share in his obsession who are being drawn together to find items to build something. That something leads them to build another contraption. The film follows these mysteries to cyclical dead ends. Visually represented in a scene where the characters obsessively organize a series of polaroids in a pattern on a wall which is revealed to be a vague image of them looking at the polaroids on the wall.
Then we cut to a spectrum of light. The spectrum morphs into an image of a forest. Two children run out of the forest with a machine.
That’s it for the characters from the first half. We do not see them again. The rest of the film which makes up the bulk of the film concerns a group of ten children and their experimentation with this machine which we quickly start to realize has some fantastic elements.
The following is as stripped down as I can summarize the amazing sequence of events that occur in the second half of the film:
Through trial and error they discover the machine produces disks that turn into tubes that break down and turn into smaller parts that can be assembled into structures that seem to have an intelligence. They build the structures into animals which build more complex structures which produce even more complex bodies for the creatures.
A group of adults with their own creations attack the children to steal their machine and a war breaks out. Whether this group is the same as the group building the mysterious machine in the first half is unclear. At the climax of the battle one of the children has a vision thousands of years in the future in deep space. A long shot passing asteroids and ships and planets ravaged by the creatures ending at a pulsar that spins and emits a pulse of light.
I’m doing the film a huge disservice in my summary so I encourage you to read the script which can be easily found online. It has elements that harken back to Steven Spielberg in a way that would eventually be capitalized on by Stranger Things.
Carruth even developed his own special effects for the film, footage of which he used in his follow up film Upstream Color.
A Topiary garnered the attention of Steven Soderbergh and David FIncher who lended their name in an effort to get the film made. However despite Carruth’s best efforts for almost a decade the film never came to fruition. Disappointed Shane Carruth went on to make a much more intimate film Upstream Color. He then went on to work on “The Modern Ocean” a mysterious star studded effort which seems to be plagued by similar issues as with A Topiary.
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Kaleidoscope II
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Kaleidoscope would have been a departure for Alfred Hitchcock. He had spear headed a new kind of cinema with Psycho years earlier but after a series of less acclaimed films he had begun to feel he had fallen behind new younger european filmmakers. He was particularly aware of Michelangelo Antonio's film Blow Up. Desperate for a change he began work on a prequel to his earlier film Shadow of a Doubt. Describing the origins of the Merry Widow Murderer. The film would be modern, the production would be small featuring a cast of unknowns, lit naturally, shot on location in New York City. Hitchcock went as far as to photograph and film silent test footage to establish his approach to the project.
The story would be from the perspective of the murderer. A bodybuilder based in part on two separate true life cases from the turn of the century. It would have far exceeded the limits of what audiences had seen on screen up to that point. It featured enough sex violence and psychedelia that Hitchcock's friend Francois Truffaut expressed reservations about it's content. There were to be 3 main set pieces. Each centered around water: a murder at a waterfall, a murder on the docks and finally the films climax on an oil refinery full of colorful oil drums. Eventually Hitchcock gave up on the film after being dissuaded by studio chief Lew Wasserman and also because he wasn't satisfied with the ending. For a director as bold as Hitchcock who repeatedly established himself at the frontier of cinema all the way back to the silent era, any experimentation or departure had the potential to revolutionize the art form and it's a shame that we'll never see what Kaleidoscope could have been.
Giraffes on Horseback Salad
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Surrealist painter Salvador Dali delved into film many times during his career. His films with fellow surrealist Luis Bunuel, Un Chien Andalou and L'Age d'or in the 1930's were surrealist benchmarks and had enough social commentary in them to be condemned by the catholic church and images so shocking that in Paris the League of the Patriots a right wing group threw ink at the screens leading to violence in the theater.
Years later Dali worked in film again, collaborating with Walt DIsney on the dream sequence in Dumbo. The two even planned on collaborating further on a six minute short called Destino, which was eventually posthumously completed in 2003. Dali also collaborated with Alfred Hitchcock on the dream sequence in Spellbound.
It wouldn't be until Impressions de la haute Mongolie in 1975 that Dali would finally direct a film himself for the first and only time.
But in 1937 Dali had intended to do just that. Giraffes on Horseback Salad would have been a collaboration between Dali and the Marx brothers. Dali greatly admired Harpo Marx and the two had developed a friendship with an intention on one day working together. The film would have followed a spanish Aristocrat played by Harpo in love with a woman who's face the audience never sees. Throughout the film Dali intended to show "the continuous struggle between the imaginative life as depicted in the old myths and the practical and rational life of contemporary society." The film would have been anarchic and absurd. Scenes included a horde of burning giraffes wearing gas masks, and Harpo catching dwarves with a net. A loosely plotted script was assembled by Dali but outside of Harpo the other Marx brothers had reservations about the project. Groucho didnt find the film funny. It's unclear how far along the project actually got before being cancelled but without the enthusiasm of Groucho and Chico the film lacked the momentum to get very far past Dali's imagination.
Years later another doomed production, Alejandro Jodorowsky's Dune, lured Salvador Dali back to the movies, this time playing the mad emperor of the galaxy. One of his conditions was that his throne room include the flaming giraffes with gas masks from Giraffes on Horseback Salad. An image that he'd wanted to put on the screen dating back all the way to 1937.
At The Mountains of Madness
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Guillermo Del Toro has demonstrated a passion for H.P. Lovecraft's cosmic horror themes, creatures and settings his entire career. His creature effects in films like Pan's Labyrinth show he has the imagination and creativity necessary to take on the massive task of brining Lovecraft's indescribable horrors to the screen. At The Mountains of Madness would have seen Del Toro taking on one of Lovecraft's most iconic novellas.
An expedition to Antarctica encounters evidence of ancient creatures. Through hieroglyphics and fossils the explorers discover the origins of the elder things, a cosmic race of creatures dating back millions of years. They encounter creatures too fantastic to describe, culminating in the survivors escaping by plane but not before one of the characters seeing something so horrific that it literally drives him insane.
Lovecraft's story is so iconic that echoes of it have reverberated throughout not just pulp literature but the greater pop culture. In fact it's this very fact that may have contributed to the demise of the project. In 2012 Ridley Scott produced his prequel to the Alien saga "Prometheus" and the similarities in setting and tone to Del Toro's At The Mountains of Madness were a key factor in the film not being made. Additionally a disagreement on wether to go for a PG-13 or R rating seemed to further derail the films momentum. Del Toro's production was massively expensive and the studio was hesitant to invest so much money in an R rated film of that scale. This in spite of the significant star power behind the film. Tom Cruise was cast as the lead, and James Cameron fresh off breaking his own all time box office record would serve as producer. Guillermo Del Toro went on to prove he's more than comfortable creating on a scale just as epic as At The Mountains of Madness with his film Pacific Rim and as recently as 2014 he expressed interest in still doing the film though he has conceded his preference for an R rating.
Ronie Rocket
David Lynch originally intended Ronnie Rocket to be his follow up to his stunning debut Eraserhead which was quickly reaching cult status and acclaim as a midnight movie in Los Angeles & New York. Ronnie Rocket would expand on the bleak industrial dystopian theme and setting of Eraserhead while establishing new themes of identity, dream logic and experimentations with tone that would develop later in his career in films like Mulholland Drive Lost Highway and Blue Velvet.
The plot centers around two stories. A noir detective story about a man delving deeper and deeper into a nightmarish wire strewn industrial city looking for the means to escape. As he gets closer and closer to the center of the city he encounters confusion everywhere and episodic encounters with the city's disturbed inhabitants. He's hunted by the donut men, a group of donut eating men with vague magic abilities who maintain order in the city. The donut men are part of a power structure under the city's boss Hank Bartell who has reversed the city's electricity in an effort to confuse and control his citizens.
Meanwhile concurrently we see the story of a severely deformed man who undergoes a surgery that turns him into a red pompadour donning electricity sensitive young man named Ronnie Rocket. His creators decide to enroll him in high school where through happenstance he joins a rock band. The electric guitars and amplifiers affect Ronnie and cause him to shoot sparks from his body and convulse in such a way that appeals to the audience. His band wins a record contract and become huge stars but his promoter cares little for Ronnie's well being and increasingly dynamic shows start to wear him down.
The movie begins with the detective in a room with the disfigured man who will become Ronnie, who gives him a piece of paper with symbols on it. The stories converge again at the climax when Ronnie is dying on stage performing at his peak and the detective has reached the innermost place in the city and confronts Hank Bartell.
Lynch didn't garner enough interest in Ronnie Rocket in 1978 to make it his follow up, instead he reached main stream appeal with The Elephant Man which he made for Mel brooks in 1980.
Ronnie Rocket would sit on the back burner for years until Lynch reached critical and box office acclaim with Blue Velvet in 1986. Dino De Laurenti had agreed to produce Lynch's next film and David intended to make Ronnie Rocket. He rewrote the script, amongst other things adding the image of a two hundred foot tall wall of flames at the beginning of the film. He scouted locations and assembled a cast. Michael J. Anderson, who would later on play the iconic "man from far away" in twin peaks, would be Ronnie and Lynch's frequent collaborators Dennis Hopper, Isabella Rossellini, Brad Dourif, Harry Dean Stanton, Dean Stockwell and Jack Nance would round out the cast. The film would be shot in black and white with flourishes of color. Everything was set, De Laurenti's involvement meant that Lynch would have access to Cinecitta Studios, famous for creating spectacular productions for films like Flash Gordon and the intricate sets of director Federico Fellini.
Unfortunately De Laurenti gambled much of his studios worth on a film / publicity stunt where characters search for 3 of four hidden treasures. The fourth treasure which could actually be found by careful watching of the film and by purchasing Glad trash bags which had clues in it's packaging as part of a cross promotional agreement. The movie didn't make enough money to even cover the prize money and De Laurenti's studio stopped production on all major project including Ronnie Rocket.
Lynch hasn't made a film since 2006's Inland Empire but with the return of his series Twin Peaks, there may still be hope for Ronnie Rocket. Lynch has expressed interest in making the film off and on for his entire career.
Aryan Papers
While Napoleon (which was highlighted earlier in our series) stands as Kubrick's true unmade masterpiece, The Aryan Papers a project he envisioned for nearly 20 years was unmistakably a deeply personal project for Stanley Kubrick. Kubricks early intention was to hire Isaac Bashevis Singer to write an original screenplay which would try to show the breadth of the horrors of the holocaust from the perspective of an individual. Singer wasn't keen on the idea so Kubrick, after taking a break to make Full Metal Jacket, instead decided to adapt Louis Begley's book Wartime Lies. The story follows Tania and her nephew Maciak as they try their best to hide from the Nazis in the jewish ghettos during the Holocaust. Kubrick wittled down a list of actresses including Uma Thurman and Julia Roberts before deciding on Johanna ter Steege for the lead and Joseph Mazzello for the part of the nephew. As with all of Kubricks projects meticulous care was given to every aspect of the film. Test shots were done with Steege in costume and locations were scouted and vetted for historical accuracy. He compiled a huge archive of historical images as a visual guide and intended to film in Poland, the Czech Republic and Slovakia.
Kubrick's wife Christiane has reported that a big part of the demise of the project was the effect the subject matter was having on Stanley himself. It has been reported that work on the film drove Kubrick into a depression. Additionally Kubrick's friend Steven Spielberg was hard at work on his own holocaust picture Schindler's List. Eventually Kubrick abandoned the project and focused on his other long time fascinations, A.I. another uncompleted project, and his long planned adaptation of Traumnovelle which would eventually become Eyes Wide Shut, Kubrick's final film.
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